Eliminate us all!

We’re all going down together, Chris!

You hear that, Chris? They’re both going down!

Here’s who’s on and what’s happening tonight atmidnightcc!
Tonight’s contestants: @DrewFromTV, @blainecapatch & @brendonwalsh
An 87-year-old nudist is running for sheriff in Washington. Probably doesn’t even need a gun, just the threat of making you see old balls. (via LA Times)
Here’s a list of old college mascots. Cool, now we can play “How Racist Where We” (via SB Nation)
A 99 pack of beer. Dreams DO come true. (via vimeo)
AND MORE!


Here’s who’s on and what’s happening tonight atmidnightcc!

Tonight’s contestants: @DrewFromTV, @blainecapatch & @brendonwalsh

An 87-year-old nudist is running for sheriff in Washington. Probably doesn’t even need a gun, just the threat of making you see old balls. (via LA Times)

Here’s a list of old college mascots. Cool, now we can play “How Racist Where We” (via SB Nation)

A 99 pack of beer. Dreams DO come true. (via vimeo)

AND MORE!

@MIDNIGHT’S INTERNETTY INTERNET THINGS (FROM THE INTERNET)!

Here’s some of the great stuff we found on the internet today that didn’t make it onto tonight’s show. Get your click on.

An otter achieved perfect table manners, then bailed completely. Sitting is overrated (#freeyourbutts) (via Kotaku)

"My boyfriend and I met at the dog park, so it was really their 2 year anniversary last weekend." Spaghetti not included. (via Reddit)

The mystery of phantom phone vibrations has been revealed. Sorry, a ghost is not feeling you up. (via BoingBoing.net)

comedycentral:

Which of these #WorseCollegeMascots has the most school spirit? Find out on tonight’s new @midnight!

If you didn’t spend last night learning about Jimmy Pardo’s rich dreams and aspirations, you can watch all of the episode online here!

If you didn’t spend last night learning about Jimmy Pardo’s rich dreams and aspirations, you can watch all of the episode online here!

Here’s who’s on and what’s happening tonight atmidnightcc!
Tonight’s contestants:
@jimmypardo, @janetvarney & @Apey
Hello Kitty is not a cat! What else is a lie?!? (via LAist)
A dad secretly recorded his daughter taking selfies. And no, his name wasn’t Bruce Jenner. (via youtube)
AND MORE!


Here’s who’s on and what’s happening tonight atmidnightcc!

Tonight’s contestants:

@jimmypardo, @janetvarney & @Apey

Hello Kitty is not a cat! What else is a lie?!? (via LAist)

A dad secretly recorded his daughter taking selfies. And no, his name wasn’t Bruce Jenner. (via youtube)

AND MORE!

@MIDNIGHT’S INTERNETTY INTERNET THINGS (FROM THE INTERNET)!

Here’s some of the great stuff we found on the internet today that didn’t make it onto tonight’s show. Get your click on.

New video game will use 4th dimension. Caution: might melt brains. (via Kotaku)

Scientists are training fish to walk on land. Sushi just got weirder. (via The Verge)

A news chopper found the Incredible Hulk in a guy’s yard.  Hulk just hanging out at barbecue, have grilled bratwurst. (via Uproxx)

comedycentral:

Find out which of these #DogBands is the best in show on tonight’s new @midnight!

Last night’s contestants refused to go down easy! If you missed #TheStruggle, you can watch the whole episode online here!

Last night’s contestants refused to go down easy! If you missed #TheStruggle, you can watch the whole episode online here!

Here’s who’s on and what’s happening tonight @atmidnightcc!
Tonight’s contestants:
@peteholmes, @rikilindhome & katemicucci​ 
A man called 911 to complain that stripper would not have sex with him. So nobody would have sex with him. (via smoking gun)
A man’s marriage proposal included 1001 hot dogs. Call us when it’s pizza, cuz WE DO! (via ajc)
A Florida man wants police to shut down a kids lemonade stand. It’s probably making more money than him. (via gawker)

AND MORE!


Here’s who’s on and what’s happening tonight @atmidnightcc!

Tonight’s contestants:

@peteholmes@rikilindhome & katemicucci​ 

A man called 911 to complain that stripper would not have sex with him. So nobody would have sex with him. (via smoking gun)

A man’s marriage proposal included 1001 hot dogs. Call us when it’s pizza, cuz WE DO! (via ajc)

A Florida man wants police to shut down a kids lemonade stand. It’s probably making more money than him. (via gawker)

AND MORE!

mildmoderngirl:

i have such a weird crush on rob huebel i literally cannot explain it

Don’t fight it.

mildmoderngirl:

i have such a weird crush on rob huebel i literally cannot explain it

Don’t fight it.

@MIDNIGHT’S INTERNETTY INTERNET THINGS (FROM THE INTERNET)!

Here’s some of the great stuff we found on the internet today that didn’t make it onto tonight’s show. Get your click on.

There’s a new Oculus Rift game that lets you train like a jedi. Never mind that the whole point of the training thing in the movie is you can’t see anything. (via Kotaku)

Guy is so happy Google Fiber is coming to town. His whole body is ready. (via WorldStarHipHop)

Guy passes out at party, wakes up buried in everything. Hopefully he got to keep those socks. (via Reddit)

comedycentral:

Watch an all-new @midnight tonight and find out which lovely sicko won the #ShartToys #HashtagWar.

This is a real story about a man who got arrested. Think you can come up with a better headline about a 24-year-old prankster in a cemetery? Give us your best and it might be on our show!

This is a real story about a man who got arrested. Think you can come up with a better headline about a 24-year-old prankster in a cemetery? Give us your best and it might be on our show!